Lunch with Lindsey

 

 It all started out innocently enough. Well, except for the ankle broken in 2 places and the trip to the emergency room.  

 

 

The people looked normal, and were dressed normal.

 

 

There were kids there, even babies.

 

 

No one could imagine what was about to happen.

Not even her!





It started slowly, with one person thinking what could be the harm?

Then it grew scarier...
 

   

 

  ..and scarier, until...

  

  

This happened!

 

 and then this!

 

 It almost got completely out of control until she was tackled and beat back into submission. 

 

 It took a whole group of people..

  

and some serious bribery. I think she is still under surveillance and may have to be taken into custody if this scene were to repeat itself.

 

 

Lemony Snickets

 In the book SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS by Lemony Snicket's, the youngest Boudelaire child  is blessed with the ability to 'bite things.'  Perhaps Porter was born into the wrong family.  Perhaps his mother should feed him more starch.

 Perhaps he just wanted his own post on 'Lunch with Lincoln' because he was feeling overlooked.  Perhaps he knew that if he started eating something strange, such as a kitchen table, he would be able to achieve that dream.

Or ... maybe he just likes to 'bite things.'

Lunch with Some New Freinds

 

 

 

 

So I ended up having lunch with a new group I hang out with sometimes. There is Mr. and Mrs. Duck and their daughter Carmelita. Chicken Little and Henny Penny came also.  We had some scrambled eggs, egg salad sandwiches and some Ritz quackers. 

 

 I did most of the talking but Henny Penny chimed in with a cluck here and cluck there.  Maybe even a cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there.

 

 







 

 

Chicken Little always wants to stay under the garage roof or under the trailer. She acts like the sky is going to fall on her or somethig.

 

 

Carmelita went for a walk in the yard and it started raining. She didn't get wet though. It seemed like the rain ran off of her like water off a duck's back.  

 

 

 

 

I asked everyone if they were ready to meet Ruby Doo.  Mr. and Mrs. Duck, and Carmelita said they were ready if they could duck behind me if needed. The other 2 chickened out.

 

Well, I got to go back to work. if I sit here too long Oma might think I'm laying an egg.

 

Signed,

Opa Donald 

 

Case of the Mer-People and Porter Gets Eaten by an Alligator

 The boys met a beautiful mermaid.

Then they decided to become Mer-men (that's not the country slang for 'Mormon').

 Lincoln's tail didn't fit quite right so we went back to being bi-pods again.

 Ursula said I had to sacrifice Porter to an alligator, but we managed to keep him in one piece.

Then we went for a fun little dip in the local spring where the sea witch couldn't find us.

Word on the Street

    Oma and Opa already got a sample of this.  Lincoln likes to talk in his 'microwave' (microphone).  He usually addresses his audience, speaks loudly, talks about an important issue ('today's word on the street') and then closes his speech like a talk in church.   Here are some hints for your listening pleasure.  'Today's word on the street' is a concept from Sesame Street.  He likes to watch the one with the word 'incognito.' Pronounced here as 'inco-meet-o.'  Lincoln says it's wearing a mask.  See if you can decipher.