“The S.W.E.A.T. Pledge”
(Skill & Work Ethic Aren’t Taboo)
1.
I believe that I have won the greatest lottery of all time. I am alive. I walk
the Earth. I live in America. Above all things, I am grateful.
2.
I believe that I am entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of
happiness. Nothing more. I also understand that “happiness” and the “pursuit of
happiness” are not the same thing.
3.
I believe there is no such thing as a “bad job.” I believe that all jobs are
opportunities, and it’s up to me to make the best of them.
4.
I do not “follow my passion.” I bring it with me. I believe that any job can be
done with passion and enthusiasm.
5.
I deplore debt, and do all I can to avoid it. I would rather live in a tent and
eat beans than borrow money to pay for a lifestyle I can’t afford.
6.
I believe that my safety is my responsibility. I understand that being in
“compliance” does not necessarily mean I’m out of danger.
7.
I believe the best way to distinguish myself at work is to show up early, stay
late, and cheerfully volunteer for every crappy task there is.
8.
I believe the most annoying sounds in the world are whining and complaining. I
will never make them. If I am unhappy in my work, I will either find a new job,
or find a way to be happy.
9.
I believe that my education is my responsibility, and absolutely critical to my
success. I am resolved to learn as much as I can from whatever source is
available to me. I will never stop learning, and understand that library cards
are free.
10.
I believe that I am a product of my choices – not my circumstances. I will
never blame anyone for my shortcomings or the challenges I face. And I will
never accept the credit for something I didn’t do.
11.
I understand the world is not fair, and I’m OK with that. I do not resent the
success of others.
12.
I believe that all people are created equal. I also believe that all people
make choices. Some choose to be lazy. Some choose to sleep in. I choose to work
my butt off.
